i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
Onision always brightens my mood c:
#onision
(posts something)
(gets self conscious about post)
(sweats nervously)
(reblogs about a thousand dumb things i dont even like to bury it)
you will neVER FIND THE THING
wouldnt wanna
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
If you wanna be my lover
You’ve gotta throw huge parties to get my attention and get your neighbor to invite me over for tea then let me run over my husband’s mistress in your car
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:
Over forty years later:
WOAH!
((I will never not reblog this.))
HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.
Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME
